Sail the seas with me?

Inspired by Moe, who was inspired by Minou...

Ahoy Maties! Captain Jenny Kidd on board. Who am I?

"Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!"

Pretty much describes me. Steady, planning, reliable. Gosh, I'm the most boring pirate on the face of the www. I need disembowel, stink, words like that... Oou I'm in a fine mood today. Haven't knit yet.

Captain Jenny Kidd
gone overboard