jak needs...
Ok - I had to find out what all the 'to do' was about with the new meme circling the globe, and well, to find out what I really. What I truly. Need.
jak (aka Jennifer) Needs:
- not only the title of the president but also the authority. (note ~ send to husband)
- to be in a mental health facility right now. (Right now? I'm kinda in the middle of something.)
- to sex it up a little. (note ~ send to husband)
- needs a tutor, time to heal and … drum roll, a cold shower. (but I just started to sex it up... I'm confused.)
- a smack daddy. (I'm listenin')
- this diva publicity like a hole in the head. (diva? who? publicity? They must be talkin' about another Jennifer...)
- a thorough psychiatric evaluation. (ok - this is the second one of this nature... I'm starting to get concerned.)
- assert herself as a leader. (hoo ya!)
- space. (*sigh*)
- an advisor with exceptional listening skills. (Is anybody out there (echo) there (echo) there?)
- to decide which of these many important things is the very most important to her as an individual. (I pick the psychiatric evaluation... so far.)
- someone to pour a bath for her… (Well, I think this is the most important one ~ That someone will have to be me. Bubbles, here I come!)
Signing off as,
the president ;)
jak
posted by jak @ 7:50 PM
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2 Comments:
That is possibly the craziest photo I've ever seen of you.
"This big"
Hee hee.
You're back in the blogging world!(I always type "blooging" first and have to fix it. Weird). Great job on the husband-sweater, I was looking at the same pattern in Chapters the other day but bought other books instead. I also love the fuzzyfeet, mittens/neckwarmer, etc etc...
Harley is the cutest little snugglebutt ever. The stuffed toy thing is a problem around here too. I have to quarantine all destroyable toys now, sophie eats them too. She is left with nylabone-type toys now when unattended. I hope things are ok with the vet trips, it's heartbreaking when they get sick. I wish they could speak english sometimes. But then soph would just say, "look at me. look at me. pat me." all day long and that would be annoying.
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